(¯`*·­ Pinya ·*´¯)

Sa liit mong yan nang-mamayabang ka

Hindi mo baa lam tinik lang kita

Tumabi ka riyan dahil ako’y Reyna

Sa tamis at lasa ako ang Bida.

by: BeM

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BEA

 

·­» It’s not the student’s fault if he fails in his subjects! «­·

Sabi nila, "It's not the student's fault if he fails in his subjects."

Bakit naman?  Sagot nila, "Because the year only has 365 days."

And when you take these factors/things into consideration....

  1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year.  Sunday is rest day. therefore...

               Days left: 313.

  2. Summer - 50 days of very hot weather.

        mahirap daw mag-aral kapag mainit.

               Days left: 263.

»¦ Food for Thought ¦«

“Whatever you do, you need courage. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong. There are always difficulties arising that tempt you to believe your critics are right. To map out a course of action and follow it to an end requires some of the same courage that a soldier needs. Peace has its victories, but it takes brave men and women to win them.”

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“A fellow can’t keep people from having a bad opinion of him, but he can keep them from being right about it.”

 

 

·­» My Pre – natal Visits «­·

I started visiting my doctor during my 2nd month of pregnancy. On my first visit, my doctor ask my medical history, & also checked my weighed and blood pressure. And also checked my baby’s heart beat.

Same questions on my 2nd and 3rd visits. But on my 3rd visit They have to check my urine and blood test is done, for them to know if i had a bacteria on urine and to see my blood sugar levels, protein levels, and to check if i had a low Iron levels.

My doctor also advised me to eat foods which is rich in protein, meat/fish/fruit and veg is a must. And also taking vitamins, folic acid for baby’s brain & spinal cord development and milk (anmum) or caltrate which is rich in calcium.

My 4th visit is on Aug 21, Hopefully I am still healthy and wala problema..

·­» Unemployed Graduate «­·

  An unemployed graduate woke up one morning and checked his pocket. All he had left was $10. He decided to use it to buy food and then wait for death as he was too proud to go begging. He was frustrated as he could find no job, and nobody was ready to help him.

He bought food and as he sat down to eat, an old man and two little children came along and asked him to help them with food as they had not eaten for almost a week. He looked at them. They were so lean that he could see their bones coming out. Their eyes had gone into the socket.

With the last bit of compassion he had, he gave them the food. The old man and children prayed that God would bless and prosper him and then gave him a very old coin.

The young graduate said to them “you need the prayer more than I do”.

»¦ Tawa naman JAN! ¦«

¬º» English-Tagalog Dictionary «º¬

Define the following

Contemplate
- kulang ang pinggan
Cattle
-d2 nakatila ang hali at leyna
Statue
-kaw ba yan???
Tablet
-maliit na lamesa
Artery
-study of Arts

Tandaan nyo baka lumabas sa quiz na ibbigay ni Sir…

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¬º» Nagpagupit «º¬

	Nagpagupit si Pedro sa isang Barber Shop. Pag-upo, nagtanong agad ang Barbero 

kung anong haircut ang gusto. 

 Pedro: Bawasan mo ng malalim sa bandang nuo, doon sa itaas hayaan mo lang. 

Sa left side, putulan mo na parang hagdanan. Sa right side naman, gawain mong

 bako-bako. Pag tapos na, sundutin mo ang tainga ko para tumulo ng konting dugo. 

 Barbero: Boss, bakit naman gustong niyong pangit ang gupit. Walang Barbero dito 

 sa buong  bayan na mag gupit tulad ng sinabi mo. 

 Pedro: Bakit, nakalimutan mo na ba, ganitong-ganito ang haircut na ginawa mo sa 

akin nuong isang buwan!  

·­» The Growth and Development of a Baby «­·

1st Month

After the sperm and egg combined, your newly created baby began a process of cell division that could rightly be called “explosive.” In these first four weeks, before some women even realize they are pregnant, your baby has begun to develop everything it needs to survive until birth. The fertilized egg will create your baby, the placenta, the amniotic sac and the amniotic fluid.

The creation of your baby begins before he is even attached to your uterine lining. As the egg divides and grows, cells begin to be specialized. Approximately 10 days after fertilization, your baby implants in the uterus. The lungs, heart and spinal cord begin to form. By the third week of life your baby ’s heart is already pumping blood on its own.

·­» Beauty of Math «­·

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn’t it?

»¦ Food for Thought ¦«

Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow.

Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead.

Just walk beside me and be my friend forever….

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I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know:

the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve.
= Schweitzer,Robert =