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August 19, 2007

Sabi nila, "It's not the student's fault if he fails in his subjects."
Bakit naman?  Sagot nila, "Because the year only has 365 days."
And when you take these factors/things into consideration....
  1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year.  Sunday is rest day. therefore...
               
               Days left: 313.
  2. Summer - 50 days of very hot weather.
        mahirap daw mag-aral kapag mainit.
               
               Days left: 263.
  3. Sleep - Kailangan ng 8 hours araw-araw, hindi ba?  Calculate, this
               Equals
               to 130 days.
               
               Days left: 141.
  4. Relaxation - kailangan mo ng isang oras per day, sabi nila. (good
               for
               health) means 15 days.
 
               Days left: 126.
  5. Pagkain - tatlong meals, snacktime, 2 hours estimate para
               doon.(dapat
               chew properly).  Bilangin mo, equal to 30 days.
               
               Days left: 96.
  6. Chit-Chat - "man is a social animal".  So sabihin na nating isang
               oras
               per araw kang nakikipang-chikahan. means 15 days.
               
               Days left: 81.
  7. Exams - per year, mga 35 exam days.
 
               Days left: 46.
  8. Festivals/holidays/araw para sa RALLY o MOB - 37 days.
 
               Balance: 9 days.
  9. Illness - nagkakasakit ka rin naman minsan, hindi ba?  Sabihin na
               nating
               apat na araw kada taon.
 
               Remaining days: 5.
  10. Organization - siyempre may mga org activities pa. So 4 na araw
               para
               dun, sabihin natin.
 
               1 day left.
  11. Tapos, that 1 day is your birthday.  How can you study at that
 day?
 
               Natitirang araw: 0, nill, nada, none
 
SO, san mo isisingit ngayon ang pag-aaral?"
 
yon.

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