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Hindi mo baa lam tinik lang kita

Tumabi ka riyan dahil ako’y Reyna

Sa tamis at lasa ako ang Bida.

by: BeM

BEA

Sabi nila, "It's not the student's fault if he fails in his subjects."

Bakit naman?  Sagot nila, "Because the year only has 365 days."

And when you take these factors/things into consideration....

  1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year.  Sunday is rest day. therefore...

               Days left: 313.

  2. Summer - 50 days of very hot weather.

        mahirap daw mag-aral kapag mainit.

               Days left: 263.

  3. Sleep - Kailangan ng 8 hours araw-araw, hindi ba?  Calculate, this

               Equals

               to 130 days.

               Days left: 141.

  4. Relaxation - kailangan mo ng isang oras per day, sabi nila. (good

               for

               health) means 15 days.

               Days left: 126.

  5. Pagkain - tatlong meals, snacktime, 2 hours estimate para

               doon.(dapat

               chew properly).  Bilangin mo, equal to 30 days.

               Days left: 96.

  6. Chit-Chat - "man is a social animal".  So sabihin na nating isang

               oras

               per araw kang nakikipang-chikahan. means 15 days.

               Days left: 81.

  7. Exams - per year, mga 35 exam days.

               Days left: 46.

  8. Festivals/holidays/araw para sa RALLY o MOB - 37 days.

               Balance: 9 days.

  9. Illness - nagkakasakit ka rin naman minsan, hindi ba?  Sabihin na

               nating

               apat na araw kada taon.

               Remaining days: 5.

  10. Organization - siyempre may mga org activities pa. So 4 na araw

               para

               dun, sabihin natin.

               1 day left.

  11. Tapos, that 1 day is your birthday.  How can you study at that

 day?

               Natitirang araw: 0, nill, nada, none

SO, san mo isisingit ngayon ang pag-aaral?"

yon.

“Whatever you do, you need courage. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong. There are always difficulties arising that tempt you to believe your critics are right. To map out a course of action and follow it to an end requires some of the same courage that a soldier needs. Peace has its victories, but it takes brave men and women to win them.”

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“A fellow can’t keep people from having a bad opinion of him, but he can keep them from being right about it.”

I started visiting my doctor during my 2nd month of pregnancy. On my first visit, my doctor ask my medical history, & also checked my weighed and blood pressure. And also checked my baby’s heart beat.

Same questions on my 2nd and 3rd visits. But on my 3rd visit They have to check my urine and blood test is done, for them to know if i had a bacteria on urine and to see my blood sugar levels, protein levels, and to check if i had a low Iron levels.

My doctor also advised me to eat foods which is rich in protein, meat/fish/fruit and veg is a must. And also taking vitamins, folic acid for baby’s brain & spinal cord development and milk (anmum) or caltrate which is rich in calcium.

My 4th visit is on Aug 21, Hopefully I am still healthy and wala problema..

  An unemployed graduate woke up one morning and checked his pocket. All he had left was $10. He decided to use it to buy food and then wait for death as he was too proud to go begging. He was frustrated as he could find no job, and nobody was ready to help him.

He bought food and as he sat down to eat, an old man and two little children came along and asked him to help them with food as they had not eaten for almost a week. He looked at them. They were so lean that he could see their bones coming out. Their eyes had gone into the socket.

With the last bit of compassion he had, he gave them the food. The old man and children prayed that God would bless and prosper him and then gave him a very old coin.

The young graduate said to them “you need the prayer more than I do”.

With no money, no job, no food, the young graduate went under the bridge to rest and wait for death. As he was about to sleep, he saw an old newspaper on the ground. He picked it up, and suddenly he saw an advertisement for people with old coins to come to a certain address.

He decided to go there with the old coin the old man gave him. On getting to the place, he gave the proprietor the coin. The proprietor screamed, brought out a big book and showed the young graduate a photograph. This same old coin was worth 3 million dollars. The young graduate was overjoyed as the proprietor gave him a bank draft for 3 million dollars within an hour. He collected the Bank Draft and went in search of the old man and little children.

By the time he got to where he left them eating, they had gone. He asked the owner of the canteen if he knew them. He said no but they left a note for you. He quickly opened the note thinking it would lead him to find them.

This is what the note said: “You gave us your all and we have rewarded you back with the coin” Signed God the Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost. 1 Kings 17:10-16; Matthew 11:28-30

Have you given all to Jesus Christ? If you haven’t, do so today and he will surprise you.

PRAYER:

Here is your financial blessing! It’s a simple prayer, you’ve got 30 seconds.

If you need a financial blessing, continue reading this e-mail.

Heavenly Father, most Gracious and Loving God,

I pray to you that you abundantly Bless my family and me. I know that you recognize, that a family is more than just a mother, father, sister, brother, husband and wife, but all Who believe and trust in you.

Father, I send up a prayer request for financial blessing for not only the person who sent this to me, but for me and all that I have forwarded this message on to. And that the power of joined prayer by those who believe and trust in you is more powerful than anything.

I thank you in advance for your blessings.

Father God, deliver the person reading this right now and those who will read it in the near future from debt and debt burdens. Release your Godly wisdom that I may be a good steward over all that You have given me Father, for I know how wonderful and mighty You are and how if we just obey You and walk in Your word and have the faith of a Mustard seed that You will pour out blessings.

I thank You now Lord for the recent blessings I have received and for the blessings yet to come Because I know You are not done with me yet.

In Jesus n ame, I pray,

Amen

¬º» English-Tagalog Dictionary «º¬

Define the following

Contemplate
- kulang ang pinggan
Cattle
-d2 nakatila ang hali at leyna
Statue
-kaw ba yan???
Tablet
-maliit na lamesa
Artery
-study of Arts

Tandaan nyo baka lumabas sa quiz na ibbigay ni Sir…

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¬º» Nagpagupit «º¬

	Nagpagupit si Pedro sa isang Barber Shop. Pag-upo, nagtanong agad ang Barbero 

kung anong haircut ang gusto. 

 Pedro: Bawasan mo ng malalim sa bandang nuo, doon sa itaas hayaan mo lang. 

Sa left side, putulan mo na parang hagdanan. Sa right side naman, gawain mong

 bako-bako. Pag tapos na, sundutin mo ang tainga ko para tumulo ng konting dugo. 

 Barbero: Boss, bakit naman gustong niyong pangit ang gupit. Walang Barbero dito 

 sa buong  bayan na mag gupit tulad ng sinabi mo. 

 Pedro: Bakit, nakalimutan mo na ba, ganitong-ganito ang haircut na ginawa mo sa 

akin nuong isang buwan!  

1st Month

After the sperm and egg combined, your newly created baby began a process of cell division that could rightly be called “explosive.” In these first four weeks, before some women even realize they are pregnant, your baby has begun to develop everything it needs to survive until birth. The fertilized egg will create your baby, the placenta, the amniotic sac and the amniotic fluid.

The creation of your baby begins before he is even attached to your uterine lining. As the egg divides and grows, cells begin to be specialized. Approximately 10 days after fertilization, your baby implants in the uterus. The lungs, heart and spinal cord begin to form. By the third week of life your baby ’s heart is already pumping blood on its own.

2nd Month

Baby continues to develop internal organs and other major structures of the body. By the end of the eighth week, all the organs are present. There is also continued growth and development of the brain and spinal column.

The arms and legs begin as small buds off the body, begin to lengthen. At the end of the arms and legs, tiny finger and toe buds begin to form. Even at this early stage, your baby already has individual fingerprints.

Your baby’s eyes and ears are beginning to form, although he will not be able to see or hear until later. If you could see into his gums you would find that tooth buds are beginning to appear.

3rd Month

Baby will be recognizable as a human. The face is formed, complete with 32 permanent teeth buds. There are even nails at the end of the fingers and toes. The genital organs are still forming, so you are not likely to be able to distinguish the sex yet.

Cartilage bones are forming rapidly, and the muscles have already begun to be laid down. Your baby will even move as the brain, nerves and muscles begin to function. However, baby’s small size makes his movements undetectable.

Your baby has a sucking reflex already in place, and may suck on his thumb or fist. He is also practicing swallowing the amniotic fluid, and at this point is able to excrete it as urine.

4th Month

As your baby’s ear bones begin to harden this month, he may begin to hear some sounds. Hearing will not be complete until the seventh month. The lungs also continue development, and as a part of that you baby will “breathe” amniotic fluid.

His face, right down to the external ears will be well developed. He can frown, squint and grimace. Although he cannot see yet, his retinas are becoming sensitive to light. Eyebrows and scalp hair are beginning to appear. He can even suck his thumb.

At the end of the sixteenth week your baby will be around 5.5 inches from crown to rump and weigh 6 oz, and baby is now big enough that his heartbeat can be heard with a regular stethoscope.

5th Month

Your baby’s senses are beginning to activate. His skin is sensitive to touch, he is beginning to taste, he may respond to some sounds and his eyesight continues to develop.

Along with the development of the internal organs, your baby has developed some protections for the uterine environment. Downy hairs called Lanugo hair have grown on his skin which may help hold the vernix in place as well as help regulate his temperature.

He has a primitive immune system, which does offer him limited protection from infection and illness. He is also developing a special type of fat called “Brown Fat” which helps him regulate his temperature. Deposits of brown fat will continue until he is born, at which time the fat will begin to dissolve.

At the end of the 20th week your baby will be around 7.5 inches from crown to rump and weigh 1 pound, and baby’s kidney’s are now functioning well enough that they can make urine.

6th Month

Baby’s skin has become opaque (it had been see-through), but it is still immature. The retina of the eye continues to form, but that also is not mature yet. The circulation to the lungs is forming, and the lungs are beginning to develop surfactant, however the lungs will be one of the last parts of your baby to fully mature.

His body has caught up with his head, and although the head is still large compared to an adult, your baby’s body and head are in the right proportions for a newborn. His brainwaves also resemble those of a full-term newborn. He is developing a sleep-wake pattern and may be developing an active time that is pretty regular from day to day.

At the end of the 24th week your baby will be around 10 inches from crown to rump and weigh 2 pounds.

7th Month

Your baby is growing fast, and space is getting tight. He may wiggle if he gets uncomfortable. As he becomes more oriented in space, he may move to a head down position.

Your baby can see, although the view from the uterus looks mostly like a dull glow when it is bright and just black when it is dark.

He can also hear, although most sounds are muffled. He is already becoming accustomed to mommy and daddy’s voices, as well as the sounds that are familiar where you live. He is learning to feel comfortable with the music you listen too, other people you live with, pet noises and regular life around you.

He can also taste, although the flavors of the amniotic fluid are subtle. What you eat can change the flavor of the amniotic fluid, so he is already becoming accustomed to the types of food you eat.

His lungs are preparing for breathing, and his movements give his muscles exercise. There is tremendous brain and nervous system growth taking place this month. He is also beginning to be able to have some ability to regulate his body temperature. His bone marrow is now fully responsible for making his blood, and he passes about 1 pint of urine every day. The fat developing under his skin helps to smooth out the wrinkles as it gives him energy stores for the first few days of life.

8th Month

Time of rapid growth for your baby, especially brain growth, so be sure you are eating well. He will gain at least two pounds before the end of this month. His tight fit in the uterus may cause him to slow down his movements a bit.

His lungs are still developing, but the rest of his body is pretty well formed. Even his eyes are functioning, able to focus and he even blinks. You may even be able to recognize his periods of sleep and wake.

The umbilical cord is coated in a gelatinous substance, so even though he likes to twist and turn, the cord is protected from kinks and knots.

9th Month 

  Your baby is practically ready to be born. A few last details to give him a great start in the world beyond your womb and he’s on his way.

  In this ninth month, your baby’s biggest job is to continue to put on weight. He needs this extra weight to supply his energy demands during the first few days while he is waiting for your milk to come in. He is also working getting his lungs fully mature.

  His downy hairs are being shed, and the vernix is wearing off his skin. The more lanugo hair and vernix a baby has at birth, the younger his gestational age. He may have long nails that need to be clipped right away. His eyes do have color, but it may change within the next six months.

  His immune system is still immature, so he is receiving antibodies through the placenta, and after he is born he will get antibodies through your colostrum and milk.

  At the end of the 38th week your baby will be around 14-15 inches from crown to rump and weigh about 6-8 pounds.

 

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn’t it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321

Now, take a look at this…

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help answer
these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E O-F-G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It’s the Love of God that will put you over the top!

It’s up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones
just the way I did.

Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow.

Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead.

Just walk beside me and be my friend forever….

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I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know:

the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve.
= Schweitzer,Robert =